MARK GASTINEAU
Profession: Former NFL defensive lineman
Reasons for being a goon: This guy terrified quarterback on the gridiron for many many years with his size, speed, and rape face. That moustache is NOT one to be fucked with, son. Couple the stache with the mullet, and you have the recipe for total destruction on the football field. Not to mention this motherfucker is stealing Lawrence Taylor's apples. Who has the BALLS to do that? Mark Gastineau, that's who. Congratulations, you fuckin' goon.
